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Office of Strategic Narratives Mug - Funny Bureaucracy Office Gift
$1799
Size: 11oz
About this item
- What it is. White durable ceramic. BPA-free and lead-free.
- Microwave and dishwasher safe.
- Printed by sublimation, so the design will not peel or scratch off.
- Sizes. 11 oz · 15 oz
- Care. Dishwasher safe on the top rack.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Recovered from a conference room that officially never existed, this GSA-surplus ceramic mug saw things it cannot legally confirm. The Office of Strategic Narratives was a real euphemism for a real government function—which means this field ration unit is canonically a vessel for officially sanctioned bullshit kept at a regulated temperature. It was declassified because it no longer matters, or because they want you to think it no longer matters. Handle accordingly.
- Contents: Lukewarm (depending on your microwave)
- Classification Status: Declassified (Operationally Irrelevant)
- Handle With: Plausible deniability and a coaster
- Not To Be Used For: Any purpose this label acknowledges
- Issued By: Weird Castle Field Operations — Narrative Division
Ceramic mug. White ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l). Rounded corners. C-handle. Dye-sublimation print.
Products in this set: Office of Strategic Narratives — Field Ration Unit
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Before the war, either way.
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Mug |
| Date first available | July 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #74 in things nobody requested |
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