You could protect your AirPods with something sleek and mature... or you could flex a neon candy pouch like a walking sugar crash. This delicious little pink abomination is molded from soft silicone and screams, “I snack through my trauma.”

Perfect for 90s babies, sugar addicts, and anyone trying to confuse TSA.

Details

– Fits AirPods 1 & 2

– Includes carabiner for chaos clipping

– Smells like plastic, not actual candy (important note)

– Silicone construction with tragic childhood memory reinforcement

– Nerds branding, minus the lawsuit

Finally, a way to show the world you’ve given up on minimalism and embraced your snack era.

The Snack Pack AirPods Case Set includes three silicone covers — Doritos, Skittles, and Goldfish — because nothing says “I have no self-control” like carrying your audio equipment in junk food.

Each case is soft, squishy, and lovingly inaccurate, transforming your AirPods into bite-sized monuments of poor life choices. Whether you’re munching at your desk, walking into the gym pretending you belong there, or just sitting in your car avoiding adulthood, these cases protect your pods and your brand: Unhinged Snack Royalty.

Forget clean aesthetics — this is full-calorie design for full-time weirdos.

Details

• Set of 3 cases: Doritos, Skittles, and Goldfish
• Durable silicone construction – strong enough to survive both drops and diets
• Includes keychains – clip them to your shame or your keys
• Fits AirPods 3rd gen
• Soft-touch finish – feels like guilt, but smoother

Remember when life was simple?

You woke up, watched cartoons, and didn’t have back pain yet.

Now you’re grown, broke, and pretending to have your life together — but deep down, you’re still just one pineapple away from losing it.

Enter “Under the Influence,” the 3-piece AirPods case set featuring everyone’s favorite ocean degenerates. SpongeBob, Patrick, and the almighty Pineapple are here to protect your AirPods and your rapidly declining sense of humor.

Made from squishy silicone that feels like childhood trauma wrapped in a hug, each case snaps onto your AirPods like it’s holding onto relevance.

This isn’t just nostalgia — it’s therapy with more holes in it.

Details

• Set of 3 cases: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pineapple (aka the Holy Trinity of Dumb Joy)
• Soft silicone build – durable, satisfying, and weirdly comforting to squeeze
• Fits AirPods 1st & 2nd gen
• Includes keychain clips – because adulthood requires tethering your happiness to something
• Each character stands proudly at “don’t talk to me before noon” height
• Protects against scratches, judgment, and growing up

Some people carry their AirPods.

You? You shotgun yours.

Introducing the Buds Before Bluetooth case — a silicone beer-can shell that protects your precious tech from the tragic realities of your lifestyle. Whether you’re day-drinking, night-crying, or pretending your AirPods are emotional support beverages, this case is the perfect companion for anyone who’s one missed text away from karaoke.

It’s soft, it’s squishy, and it makes your pockets look like a frat house survived a Pixar redesign. Clip it to your bag, belt, or dignity — whichever’s still attached.

Not every hero drinks responsibly.

But every legend listens irresponsibly.

Details

• 3D beer can design – because subtlety is for sober people
• Soft-touch silicone shell – smooth, durable, and mildly enabling
• Comes with keychain clip – for hands-free hydration vibes
• Fits AirPods 1st & 2nd gen
• Protects from drops, spills, and judgment

You dropped $200 on AirPods and still lose them weekly — so why not wrap them in something that screams “financial irresponsibility, but make it cute.”

This Skittles AirPods Case is a soft silicone bodyguard for your overpriced ear candy. It’s bold, it’s juicy, and it will make your pocket look like a vending machine fell in love with your keychain.

Perfect for anyone who’s sweet on chaos, broke but colorful, or just needs a daily reminder that life’s short — and cavities are forever.

Whether you’re walking into class, the club, or your third personality of the day, this little sugar pouch says one thing loud and clear:

“I am not subtle, and I refuse to be beige.”

Details

• Soft-touch silicone – smooth enough to feel expensive, even when you’re not
• Includes carabiner keychain – hang it like a trophy of bad taste
• 3D Skittles-style pouch design – realistic enough to confuse toddlers and stoners alike
• Fits AirPods 4 (2024 models)
• Shock-resistant – survives drops, heartbreak, and unpaid student loans

Protect your AirPods 3 like your portal gun depends on it. This 2-pack includes everyone's favorite anxious teen and a suspiciously threatening robot version. Made of soft silicone, both cases come with metal keychains and an existential crisis baked in.

Details

– Compatible only with AirPods 3rd gen

– Includes 2 silicone cases (Rick + Morty)

– Comes with 2 metal keychains

– Shockproof, dustproof, multiverse-resistant

– Does not come with therapy. You’ll need that later.

The Yodeling Pickle exists because the universe ran out of ideas — and thank God for that.

Push the button and bask in the hauntingly beautiful sound of a plastic cucumber yodeling its little heart out. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who already owns everything, or for that one coworker who’s just weird enough to appreciate a sentient brine enthusiast.

Whether it’s a White Elephant party, family gathering, or moment of midlife despair, the Yodeling Pickle promises to turn confusion into laughter and laughter into regret. Batteries included. Therapy not.

Details

• Fully functional yodeling mechanism – yes, it really yodels
• Made of high-quality plastic – the kind that will outlive humanity
• Battery powered – because even chaos needs energy
• Portable pickle perfection – fits in pockets, purses, or bad decisions
• Ideal for White Elephant parties, pranks, or existential reflection