Slip your AirPods into something a little more caffeinated. This soft silicone Mountain Dew bottle case protects your buds while screaming I peaked in Xbox Live chat rooms. Comes with a keychain clip for easy access during tactical reloads or late-night Taco Bell runs.

Details

– Compatible with AirPods 2 & 1

– Detachable carabiner included

– Shockproof, dustproof, and mom-proof

– Silicone shell with realistic Dew bottle detailing

– AirPods not included. Shame on you for even thinking that.

Being a dad is hard. Drinking whiskey out of a glass that says “Daddy’s Sippy Cup” makes it slightly less hard. This deluxe gift set includes whiskey stones, a wood box, and dad jokes you can feel with your hands.

Perfect for first-time dads, birthday roasts, Father’s Day flexes, or just letting everyone know who’s definitely not in charge of bedtime tonight.

Details

– 1 etched “Daddy’s Sippy Cup” whiskey glass

– 3 whiskey stones to keep the dad fuel cold

– Comes in a wooden box worthy of generational trauma

– Includes coasters with dad-tier advice

– Guaranteed to improve your child’s respect by 0.0003%

Two plush frogs, both deeply disappointed in your lifestyle, are now here to help you rest. These soft, cotton-lined blindfolds block out light, guilt, and your screen addiction so you can nap like an emotionally exhausted woodland creature.

Perfect for flights, breakups, and pretending you're okay.

Details

– 2 frog masks included (double the sadness)

– Soft cotton inside, fuzzy plush outside

– Blocks light, expectations, and bad vibes

– Fits adults, kids, and emotionally stunted man-children

– Machine washable, regret-proof

Description

The only case brave enough to cosplay as a size 4 Jordans. This high-top silicone flex is for anyone who’s ever looked at their earbuds and thought, “You guys need footwear.”

Complete with carabiner so you can clip it to your belt like a total menace in public. Honestly, this is the kind of thing that makes people double-take—and that's exactly the point.

Details

– Fits AirPods 3 (3rd gen only, because future)

– Durable soft silicone with sole grip texture

– Hilariously unnecessary sneaker tread on the bottom

– Carabiner included for gym bros and mall walkers

– Guaranteed to confuse your barber

Because nothing says “I take care of my electronics” like shoving them into a miniature beer can. This frosty little silicone cooler wraps your AirPods Pro in the safety of America’s second-favorite bad decision. Shock-proof, scratch-resistant, and somehow more respectable than drinking before 10 a.m.

Clip it to your keys. Drop it at a tailgate. Let TSA pull it out and silently judge you. This is your journey now.

Details

– Compatible with AirPods Pro (2019 / 2nd gen)

– Flexible silicone with real “cooler at a gas station” energy

– Includes carabiner clip for max clout

– Charging port access for when you do remember to plug in

– Not affiliated with Coors. Not even remotely.

This isn’t just a case — it’s a cry for help that fits in your pocket. Modeled after everyone’s favorite vending machine therapy drink, this soft silicone masterpiece lets the world know you still believe in $0.99 happiness.

Keeps your AirPods safe. Keeps your aesthetic unstable. Your therapist might not get it, but your friends at Weird Castle do.

Details

– Compatible with AirPods 1st and 2nd gen

– Soft-touch silicone with full-body protection

– Precise cutouts for charging, ignoring calls

– Built-in loop for keychains, stress balls, or bad decisions

– Not officially licensed (but deeply respected)

Rise and shine — breakfast is aroused.

The Penis Egg Fry Mold turns your morning eggs into a bold statement about confidence, comedy, and cholesterol. Whether you’re cooking for friends, ruining brunch, or just trying to make yourself laugh before work, this pan mold gets the job done hard and fast.

Drop two eggs and a sausage in, and suddenly your kitchen’s a Rated-R comedy. Perfect for bachelor parties, hangovers, or anyone who takes their breakfast with a side of bad decisions.

Details

– Made from high-quality non-stick steel

– Heat-resistant handle for your morning performance

– Easy to clean and even easier to explain to your mother

– Works with eggs, pancakes, or pure chaos

– Compact enough to hide after use — if you must