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Inner peace? Never heard of her.
 But this shirt might help.
 
 
Channel your chaotic enlightenment with the only spiritual advice that actually works.
Equal parts ancient wisdom and modern meltdown recovery.
• Zen-core graphic Buddha print
• 100% pure cotton with a hint of irreverence
• Comes in enough colors to match every chakra or mood swing
• Short sleeve, straight fit – calm on the outside, spiraling on the inside
• Perfect for meditation, meditation avoidance, or telling Cheryl in HR to chill
 
Warning: You may begin to radiate ironic peace and petty tranquility.
 
 
Ever seen a light pop up on your dashboard and think,
“Yeah… that tracks”?
 
This shirt is a tribute to all the weird alerts, personal breakdowns, and mysterious blinking symbols that feel way too relatable.
A full display of chaos. Mechanical, emotional, spiritual. Mostly emotional.
 
• Features 20+ absurdly fake warning signs that feel realer than your last breakup
• Soft poly-blend for full-body diagnostic failure
• Digital print, no actual car knowledge required
• Great for drivers, non-drivers, and people whose check engine light has been on since 2009
 
Pairs well with road trips, minor meltdowns, and that one friend who definitely shouldn’t be behind the wheel.
 
Have you seen him?
 
A tribute to the guy we all low-key miss:
Old Kanye. Pre-Zara Kanye.
Before the album rollouts had NDAs and religious disclaimers.
 
This embroidered milk carton patch pulls a full emotional Amber Alert on your forehead.
• Adjustable fit for all conspiracy heads
• Thick embroidered design so crisp it might get sampled
• Polyester blend with structured dome crown, Yeezus-approved
• May or may not summon Graduation energy in the right lighting
 
Wear it as a cry for help, a signal to the culture, or just because your Spotify Wrapped had “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” in it again.
 
Looks like cereal.
Feels like sativa.
 
The “Good Moods” hat is a subtle nod to the two things keeping us alive in this economy:
weed and nostalgia. Stitched in Fruit Loops energy with a peace sign hand that says,
“Yeah, I’m high, but I’m polite about it.”
 
• Red dome, black brim — like your eyes after two hits
• Adjustable fit, one size fits all cartoon burnout heads
• Puffy embroidered text straight from the cereal aisle in 1994
• Best worn while forgetting what you walked into the room for
Whether you’re hitting the dispensary or the deli, this hat brings the vibes.
 
You’re not lazy — you’re in a good mood.
 
A clean little nod to your favorite flavor of chemical self-care. This hat features an embroidered double cup tipped just enough to let the purple leak out — one drip for the homies. Pairs well with late night texts you shouldn’t send and Spotify playlists titled “sippin & thinkin.”
Details :
• Embroidered front graphic of a double cup pouring purple
• Color options: black or white
• Adjustable strapback closure
• Unstructured, low-profile fit
• One size fits most heads (even the ones full of bad decisions)
• Fabric: Breathable cotton blend
• Season: All (especially nighttime)
Two eras. One Susan.
This shirt captures the rare quantum phenomenon known as “dual Susans” — a timeline collision so powerful it caused every grandmother in Australia to simultaneously sense danger.
 
Perfect for fans of television, time travel, or women named Susan who could absolutely win a verbal argument with a police officer.
Details:
• Soft-style cotton blend
• Black base with vintage green aura background
• Fits true to your own personal Susan
• Printed with awkward emotional residue from season 14
A shirt so unhinged it makes eye contact with your soul.
Featuring a council of opossums who clearly know something you don’t — probably ancient pickup techniques passed down through a lineage of abandoned Quiznos parking lots.
 
Is it satire? Is it autobiography? Is it a trap?
Yes.
 
  
 
Details :
• Premium opossum-grade cotton
• Vintage chrome font with 2009 internet energy
• Slight scent of trashcan romance baked in
• Comes pre-loaded with confusing charisma
 
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