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Support Local Texas Butchers Canvas — Funny Leatherface#1 Best Seller in "why"Support Local Texas Butchers Canvas — Funny Leatherface
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Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny LeatherfaceCastle's Choice overallSupport Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface
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Support Local Texas Butchers Sticker — Funny LeatherfaceSupport Local Texas Butchers Sticker — Funny Leatherface
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Support Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas ParodySupport Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas Parody
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Final Girl T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher ParodyFinal Girl T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
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Final Girl Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher ParodyFinal Girl Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
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Final Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher ParodyFinal Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
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Final Girl Mug — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher ParodyFinal Girl Mug — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
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Elitist Golf Parody T-Shirt — Funny Titleist ParodyElitist Golf Parody T-Shirt — Funny Titleist Parody
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Elitist Golf Parody Hoodie — Funny Titleist ParodyElitist Golf Parody Hoodie — Funny Titleist Parody
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Elitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist ParodyElitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist Parody
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No Lives Matter Schematic T-Shirt — Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic T-Shirt — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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No Lives Matter Schematic Hoodie — Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Hoodie — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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No Lives Matter Schematic Canvas — Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Canvas — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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No Lives Matter Schematic Sticker — Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Sticker — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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No Lives Matter Schematic Poster — Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Poster — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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No Lives Matter Schematic Mug — Funny Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Mug — Funny Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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The Michael Blueprint T-Shirt — Funny Michael MyersThe Michael Blueprint T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers
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The Michael Blueprint Hoodie — Funny Michael MyersThe Michael Blueprint Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers
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The Michael Blueprint Sticker — Funny Michael MyersThe Michael Blueprint Sticker — Funny Michael Myers
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The Michael Blueprint Canvas — Funny Michael MyersThe Michael Blueprint Canvas — Funny Michael Myers
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The Michael Blueprint Mug — Funny Michael MyersThe Michael Blueprint Mug — Funny Michael Myers
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The Michael Blueprint Poster — Funny Michael MyersThe Michael Blueprint Poster — Funny Michael Myers
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America Runs On Slaughter T-Shirt — Funny Dunkin' Donuts ParodyAmerica Runs On Slaughter T-Shirt — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
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Weird Castle makes satire merch: original parody and joke designs on T-shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers and wall art. The targets are history, tech billionaires, horror movies, celebrities, famous brands and the general state of things. Every design is our own, and every item is printed to order in the U.S.

This page gathers the satire and parody designs in one place. The topic pages are narrower: funny Civil War hats, Elon Musk parody shirts, celebrity parody shirts, horror parody shirts and brand parody shirts.

Questions about Satire Merch

What is satire merch?

Clothing and gifts that make a joke about something real: a person, an event, a brand or an idea. At Weird Castle that means original parody designs on shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers, posters and canvas prints.

Are these official products of the people or brands they make fun of?

No. The designs are parody and commentary. Weird Castle is not affiliated with, sponsored by or endorsed by anyone the designs make fun of.

Who makes Weird Castle designs?

Weird Castle is a small independent shop in Ohio. Every design is our own, and each item is printed to order in the U.S.

What is Weird Castle best known for?

The Civil War Veteran Hat, a black corduroy joke cap that thanks the wearer for their service in 1861-1865. It has a sequel, the Civil War 2 Veteran Hat.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

Shipping is free in the U.S. on orders of $20 or more. Everything is made to order: production takes 2-7 business days, then U.S. delivery takes 3-5 business days, and you get tracking by email when it ships.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 30 days after your item arrives to request a return. The refund policy at weirdcastle.com/policies/refund-policy has the details.

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