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Everything in here can be handed to a person whose size you do not know. That is the entire admissions criterion, and it took us an embarrassingly long time to arrive at it.

Seasonal gifts right now

Only live, available products that also qualify for the Gift Shop appear here.

For compulsory gratitude season

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Turkey, family dinner and the administrative burden of saying thanks.

It's Giving Thanks Sticker — Funny Thanksgiving Turkey — White It's Giving Thanks Sticker — Funny Thanksgiving... $4.99

For the coworker you cannot read

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They have said “circling back” out loud and meant it. Or they have not, and this is a warning.

Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a sticker — White Hollow Middle Management Sticker — Funny Pumpkin He... $499 Quick Question Sticker — Funny Sarcasm — White Quick Question Sticker — Funny Sarcasm $499

For someone at war with their own body

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Bones, teeth, organs, and the slow administrative process of being alive.

Steamboat Spinal Cord Sticker — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody — White Steamboat Spinal Cord Sticker — Steamboat Willie Sp... $499 My First Necromancy Sticker — Funny Toddler Toy Ouija Board — White My First Necromancy Sticker — Funny Toddler Toy Oui... $499 Gangster tooth in shades counting cash, buying loose teeth: Cash For Loose Teeth, on a sticker — White We Buy Teeth Sticker — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth $499

For the one who is extremely online

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They will explain the reference. You did not ask. It is happening anyway.

Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a sticker — White Mii Need A Cigarette Sticker — Funny Nintendo Mii P... $499 Bronze march of progress ending in a crab with a briefcase, a carcinization joke, on a sticker — White Terminal Evolution Sticker — Funny Carcinization Cr... $499 A 90s rap bootleg style graphic sticker featuring Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and Stephen Hawking as the Island Boys. Saint James Island Boys Meme Sticker - Epstein Trum... $499

For whoever owns the front door

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Everything here hangs on a wall, greets a guest, or gets stepped on.

Steamboat Willie-style brain and spinal cord in red shorts skipping with a lunchbox, on a poster Steamboat Spinal Cord Poster — Steamboat Willie Spi... $3499 Icy portrait of Kim Jong Un in a puffer jacket above THE NORTH FACE lettering, on a poster The True North Face Poster - Funny Kim Jong Un Paro... $3499 Mii Need A Cigarette Poster — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody Mii Need A Cigarette Poster — Funny Nintendo Mii Pa... $3499 Exhausted knight in armor collapsed face down under the words YOU MADE IT, on a doormat You Made It Doormat — Funny Introvert Welcome Mat $6999 Clawed green hands of a monster under the mat lifting it, LIFT HERE, on a doormat Lift Here Doormat — Funny Monster Under the Mat $6999 Melting castle with a drawbridge reading WELCOME-ISH over a slime moat, on a doormat Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat $6999

For the one who explains the economy at dinner

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Inflation, tuition, sportsbooks, and the confident tone of a man who has read one article.

Kevin O'Leary beside a holographic acronym: C-crypto, O-options, C-crypto, K-money mindset, on a sticker — White High Yield Portfolio Sticker — Funny Kevin O'Le... $499
Thinking about a shirt? Apparel is kept out of the Gift Shop deliberately, on the grounds that guessing a stranger's chest measurement is a gamble and we would rather you win. The 575 sized items live through in The Shirt Offensive and The War on Baldness, each with a measurement chart on the page. If you do not know the size, the same joke is almost always on a sticker or a mug in here.

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Robotripping Sticker — RoboCop Cough Syrup Trip Parody#1 Best Seller in "why"Robotripping Sticker — RoboCop Cough Syrup Trip Parody
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Away Game Coffin Tailgate Sticker — Funny Sports Fan GiftCastle's Choice overallAway Game Coffin Tailgate Sticker — Funny Sports Fan Gift
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Keeps 'Em Cold Coffin Cooler Sticker — Funny Yeti ParodyKeeps 'Em Cold Coffin Cooler Sticker — Funny Yeti Parody
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Smoking That Urn Pack Sticker — Funny Ghost Bong RipSmoking That Urn Pack Sticker — Funny Ghost Bong Rip
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Hot Local Poltergeists Sticker — Funny Ouija Board Pop-Up AdHot Local Poltergeists Sticker — Funny Ouija Board Pop-Up Ad
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NOW Thats What I Call Rent On Scratch Offs - Funny Lottery StickerNOW Thats What I Call Rent On Scratch Offs - Funny Lottery Sticker
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Grade A Glue Champion Sticker — Funny Racehorse Glue FactoryGrade A Glue Champion Sticker — Funny Racehorse Glue Factory
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Sir Cumcision Sticker — Funny Medieval Knight Art Crude PunSir Cumcision Sticker — Funny Medieval Knight Art Crude Pun
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Elitist Pro Sticker — Funny Titleist Golf ParodyElitist Pro Sticker — Funny Titleist Golf Parody
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Eldritch Sad Desk Salad Sticker — Funny Cosmic Horror Lunch BreakEldritch Sad Desk Salad Sticker — Funny Cosmic Horror Lunch Break
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Don't Bite The Hand That Fists You Sticker - 80s SynthwaveDon't Bite The Hand That Fists You Sticker - 80s Synthwave
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The Commission Season 5 Mural Sticker — Community Pixel Art MuralThe Commission Season 5 Mural Sticker — Community Pixel Art Mural
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High Yield Portfolio Sticker — Funny Kevin O'Leary Investing MemeHigh Yield Portfolio Sticker — Funny Kevin O'Leary Investing Meme
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Air Will Be Bud Sticker — There Will Be Blood Dog ParodyAir Will Be Bud Sticker — There Will Be Blood Dog Parody
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The Streets Are Listening Sticker — Funny 90s Rap MouseThe Streets Are Listening Sticker — Funny 90s Rap Mouse
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L Is For Meth Sticker — Funny High On Life T-Pose MemeL Is For Meth Sticker — Funny High On Life T-Pose Meme
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Earth Deportation Photo Sticker — Funny Elon Musk Alien MemeEarth Deportation Photo Sticker — Funny Elon Musk Alien Meme
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Spooky Season Apex Predator Sticker — Funny Vampire Halloween BragSpooky Season Apex Predator Sticker — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag
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The Michael Blueprint Sticker — Funny Michael MyersThe Michael Blueprint Sticker — Funny Michael Myers
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The Twin Towers 2001 Crossover Sticker - Bush CheneyThe Twin Towers 2001 Crossover Sticker - Bush Cheney
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Festive Yard Waste Sticker — True Crime Halloween HumorFestive Yard Waste Sticker — True Crime Halloween Humor
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Final Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher ParodyFinal Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody
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Curry On Curry Backstage Grope Sticker — Funny Tim CurryCurry On Curry Backstage Grope Sticker — Funny Tim Curry
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Well Shit Sticker — Funny Skeleton Arm Falls OffWell Shit Sticker — Funny Skeleton Arm Falls Off
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$499
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Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Hat — F... $3999 The Streets Are Listening T-Shirt — Funny 90s Rap Mouse The Streets Are Listening T-Shirt — Fun... $2599 Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Steambo... $2599 JFC Original Recipe Hat — Funny JFC Jesus KFC Parody JFC Original Recipe Hat — Funny JFC Jes... $3999 JFC Original Recipe Hat — Funny JFC Jesus KFC Parody JFC Original Recipe Hat — Funny JFC Jes... $3999 Haddonfield Pro Skater T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers Haddonfield Pro Skater T-Shirt — Funny ... $2499
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Civil War Veteran T-Shirt — Proudly Served (1861-1865) Civil War Veteran T-Shirt — Proudly Ser... $4999 raised by literal dinosaurs T-Shirt — Dinosaurs TV Show Boomer Humor raised by literal dinosaurs T-Shirt — D... $2599 Alqaida Originals T-Shirt — 9/11 Dark Humor Parody Tee Alqaida Originals T-Shirt — 9/11 Dark H... $2599 Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Shirt — Funny War for Oil Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Tim... $2599
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