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The Gift Shop

Everything in here can be handed to a person whose size you do not know. That is the entire admissions criterion, and it took us an embarrassingly long time to arrive at it.

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Only live, available products that also qualify for the Gift Shop appear here.

For compulsory gratitude season

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Turkey, family dinner and the administrative burden of saying thanks.

It's Giving Thanks Sticker — Funny Thanksgiving Turkey — White It's Giving Thanks Sticker — Funny Thanksgiving... $4.99

For the coworker you cannot read

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They have said “circling back” out loud and meant it. Or they have not, and this is a warning.

Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a sticker — White Hollow Middle Management Sticker — Funny Pumpkin He... $499 Quick Question Sticker — Funny Sarcasm — White Quick Question Sticker — Funny Sarcasm $499

For someone at war with their own body

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Bones, teeth, organs, and the slow administrative process of being alive.

Steamboat Spinal Cord Sticker — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody — White Steamboat Spinal Cord Sticker — Steamboat Willie Sp... $499 My First Necromancy Sticker — Funny Toddler Toy Ouija Board — White My First Necromancy Sticker — Funny Toddler Toy Oui... $499 Gangster tooth in shades counting cash, buying loose teeth: Cash For Loose Teeth, on a sticker — White We Buy Teeth Sticker — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth $499

For the one who is extremely online

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They will explain the reference. You did not ask. It is happening anyway.

Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a sticker — White Mii Need A Cigarette Sticker — Funny Nintendo Mii P... $499 Bronze march of progress ending in a crab with a briefcase, a carcinization joke, on a sticker — White Terminal Evolution Sticker — Funny Carcinization Cr... $499 A 90s rap bootleg style graphic sticker featuring Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and Stephen Hawking as the Island Boys. Saint James Island Boys Meme Sticker - Epstein Trum... $499

For whoever owns the front door

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Everything here hangs on a wall, greets a guest, or gets stepped on.

Steamboat Willie-style brain and spinal cord in red shorts skipping with a lunchbox, on a poster Steamboat Spinal Cord Poster — Steamboat Willie Spi... $3499 Icy portrait of Kim Jong Un in a puffer jacket above THE NORTH FACE lettering, on a poster The True North Face Poster - Funny Kim Jong Un Paro... $3499 Mii Need A Cigarette Poster — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody Mii Need A Cigarette Poster — Funny Nintendo Mii Pa... $3499 Exhausted knight in armor collapsed face down under the words YOU MADE IT, on a doormat You Made It Doormat — Funny Introvert Welcome Mat $6999 Clawed green hands of a monster under the mat lifting it, LIFT HERE, on a doormat Lift Here Doormat — Funny Monster Under the Mat $6999 Melting castle with a drawbridge reading WELCOME-ISH over a slime moat, on a doormat Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat $6999

For the one who explains the economy at dinner

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Inflation, tuition, sportsbooks, and the confident tone of a man who has read one article.

Kevin O'Leary beside a holographic acronym: C-crypto, O-options, C-crypto, K-money mindset, on a sticker — White High Yield Portfolio Sticker — Funny Kevin O'Le... $499
Thinking about a shirt? Apparel is kept out of the Gift Shop deliberately, on the grounds that guessing a stranger's chest measurement is a gamble and we would rather you win. The 575 sized items live through in The Shirt Offensive and The War on Baldness, each with a measurement chart on the page. If you do not know the size, the same joke is almost always on a sticker or a mug in here.

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Spooky Season Apex Predator Poster — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag#1 Best Seller in "why"Spooky Season Apex Predator Poster — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag
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Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny LeatherfaceCastle's Choice overallSupport Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface
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Elitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist ParodyElitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist Parody
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Spooky Season Apex Predator Mug — Funny Vampire Halloween BragSpooky Season Apex Predator Mug — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag
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Let Him Cook Moses Poster — 90s Bootleg Rap MemeLet Him Cook Moses Poster — 90s Bootleg Rap Meme
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No Lives Matter Schematic Mug — Funny Michael Myers Blueprint ParodyNo Lives Matter Schematic Mug — Funny Michael Myers Blueprint Parody
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Festive Yard Waste Poster — Funny True Crime Halloween ArtFestive Yard Waste Poster — Funny True Crime Halloween Art
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Festive Yard Waste Pumpkin Mug — Funny True Crime Halloween GiftFestive Yard Waste Pumpkin Mug — Funny True Crime Halloween Gift
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The Michael Blueprint Mug — Funny Michael MyersThe Michael Blueprint Mug — Funny Michael Myers
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America Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts ParodyAmerica Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
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Gourd Groping — Funny Skeleton Halloween MugGourd Groping — Funny Skeleton Halloween Mug
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The Michael Blueprint Poster — Funny Michael MyersThe Michael Blueprint Poster — Funny Michael Myers
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America Runs On Slaughter Mug — Funny Dunkin' Donuts ParodyAmerica Runs On Slaughter Mug — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
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Curry On Curry Backstage Grope Mug — Funny Tim CurryCurry On Curry Backstage Grope Mug — Funny Tim Curry
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Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Mug — Funny Gatorade ParodyDiarrhea Thirst Quencher Mug — Funny Gatorade Parody
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Elon Musk Alien Deportation Mug — Funny Tech CEO Meme GiftElon Musk Alien Deportation Mug — Funny Tech CEO Meme Gift
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Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Mug — Funny War for OilSpreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Mug — Funny War for Oil
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Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Poster — Funny War for OilSpreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Poster — Funny War for Oil
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Tactical Dowsing Mug — Funny War for Oil SatireTactical Dowsing Mug — Funny War for Oil Satire
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CULT Athletics Mug — Funny Puma ParodyCULT Athletics Mug — Funny Puma Parody
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Cheerful Curses Mug — Funny Toys R Us ParodyCheerful Curses Mug — Funny Toys R Us Parody
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5-Hour Felony Mug — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody5-Hour Felony Mug — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody
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100% Genuine Battle Freaks Poster — Funny Monster Parody100% Genuine Battle Freaks Poster — Funny Monster Parody
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TLDR Argument Settler Mug — Funny TLDR Brass KnucklesTLDR Argument Settler Mug — Funny TLDR Brass Knuckles
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Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Hat — F... $3999 The Streets Are Listening T-Shirt — Funny 90s Rap Mouse The Streets Are Listening T-Shirt — Fun... $2599 Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody Steamboat Spinal Cord T-Shirt — Steambo... $2599 JFC Original Recipe Hat — Funny JFC Jesus KFC Parody JFC Original Recipe Hat — Funny JFC Jes... $3999 JFC Original Recipe Hat — Funny JFC Jesus KFC Parody JFC Original Recipe Hat — Funny JFC Jes... $3999 Haddonfield Pro Skater T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers Haddonfield Pro Skater T-Shirt — Funny ... $2499
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Civil War Veteran T-Shirt — Proudly Served (1861-1865) Civil War Veteran T-Shirt — Proudly Ser... $4999 raised by literal dinosaurs T-Shirt — Dinosaurs TV Show Boomer Humor raised by literal dinosaurs T-Shirt — D... $2599 Alqaida Originals T-Shirt — 9/11 Dark Humor Parody Tee Alqaida Originals T-Shirt — 9/11 Dark H... $2599 Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Shirt — Funny War for Oil Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Tim... $2599
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